
1. Too many Fendi Baguettes are never a bad thing whereas too many baguettes just make you fat and no one likes the fat girl.
2. The Fendi Baguette is a work of art whereas a baguette is just a piece of bread, delicious, but just bread.
3. People will compliment you on your fabulous Fendi Baguette but no one will compliment you on your expanding waistline courtesy of too many baguettes.
4. A Fendi Baguette bag carries the Lagerfeld seal of approval whereas everyone knows the Kaiser doesn't eat carbs.
5. A Fendi Baguette bag makes you a better person because of its high chic value. Everyone knows chic = better.
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